In case there was any doubt – inbreeding causes birth defects.
Seriously, I just about cracked up and lost it when the first moron intones “WAKE UP PEOPLE!”
Oh this is priceless. The Moron Militia sent one of their head imbeciles up a utility pole to scope out what they deemed a suspicious looking box. When you’re an idiot, such a find is a revelation of magnanimous proportions. These nitwits definitely qualify.